No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is a Pumpkin Spice Latte beer.
Have you ever been having the greatest dream ever and someone wakes you up by farting in your face? I haven't either. But I imagine this beer offers the same experience.
Taste: After the Nirvana-esque experience I had with Woodchuck, Atwater may have killed me. This tasted exactly like how I think perfume might taste. No hyperbole there. I'm absolutely serious. If this is what Pumpkin Spice Lattes tasted like, Starbucks would no longer exist.
Smell: Weird, awful smell. Like the beer had molded.
Color: Pueblo (#7B2714)
Stars: 0.5/10
Buy Again?: GOD NO!
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